Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Most Important, Impossible Thing To Know For The MLB Second Half

I don't want to take the time to write a real blog, and it was painful to see how abysmal I was doing with my pre-season picks, so I will just leave you with the best realistic trade move there is:

The Mariners are contenders, but the only way to make it in is winning the AL West. Their hitting is fairly solid, and so is their defense (I have seen them play in person). All they have for starting pitching is Felix Hernandez. They need a second starter. Listen to me Mariners GM, who will be unnamed due to my lack of baseball knowledge outside of the AL East, FIND A WAY TO PICK UP ROY HALLADAY BECAUSE HE WON'T STAY IN THE AL EAST!

Smart? Yes. Possible? No shot in hell


  1. Smart? No. Just tossed up a quick response (And I actually kept it quick. I think that's a sign of the Apocalypse).

  2. plus no stats were thrown in the response so maybe it is.